January 8, 2019

Anonymous asked: OK, no, if you can turn into a super-cool dinosaur what you do is make a dating profile saying "Are you into such titles as 'Seduced by the Spinosaurus' and 'Tantalised by the T-Rex'? Then I may be the perfect man for you!"

tsunflowers:

you have the right idea here

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January 8, 2019

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January 8, 2019

ruinedchildhood:

The Incredibles 2 (2018) Official Teaser Trailer

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January 8, 2019

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January 8, 2019

bob-belcher:

Ariana Grande in thank u, next - coming soon (clip posted on Ariana’s twitter and instagram)

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January 8, 2019

redprincessofdawn:

no offense but if liking a ship that’s built on trust and friendship and exists between two characters who bring out the best in each other is ~vanilla~ and boring then im the boringest vanilla bitch to ever boring

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January 8, 2019

rosalui:

karnsway:

memecucker:

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

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why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

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January 8, 2019

jackironsides:

quarter0master:

avi-burton-writing:

every writing tip article and their mother: dont ever use adverbs ever!

me, shoveling more adverbs onto the page because i do what i want: just you fucking try and stop me

May I add something, because I will never shut up about this book (Writing Tools by Roy Peter Clark):

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Finally, some good fucking advice

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January 8, 2019

jackironsides:

quarter0master:

avi-burton-writing:

every writing tip article and their mother: dont ever use adverbs ever!

me, shoveling more adverbs onto the page because i do what i want: just you fucking try and stop me

May I add something, because I will never shut up about this book (Writing Tools by Roy Peter Clark):

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Finally, some good fucking advice

(Source: couchwriting, via kissingthehyena)

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January 8, 2019

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

me:  looks at a horse the wrong way

horse:  Oh Fuck!  *breaks all its legs*

horse keeping blogs are reblogging this in agreement and thats probably funnier than the actual post 

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